Reason why never visit a 5 Star Hotel !!

Question: "What would you like to have...? Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"
Answer: "tea please"
Question: "Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea?"
Answer: "Ceylon tea"
Question: "How would you like it? Black or white?"
Answer: "White"
Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk?"
Answer : "With milk"
Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
Answer: "With cow milk please.
Question: "Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: "Um, I'll take it black."
Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar"
Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer: "Cane sugar"
Question: "White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."
Question : "Mineral water or still water?"
Answer: "Mineral water"
Question: "Flavoured or non-flavoured?"
Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst.

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